As the picky-eater got used to my odd cravings, I became less inhibited with vocalizing those cravings.
One of the more recent ones related to gummy candy. I think they're wonderful and always enjoy, not only the taste, but the satisfying sensation of biting into one. Only problem, they're usually super small.
"I wish I had a gummy the size of a hand-fruit!"
Think about it. If you agree with the"mouth-feel" comment, this is a no-brainer. That first bite would be insanely satisfying--oh, but then there's more left to be had! Huzzah!
This was only a concept for me and did not expect it to go beyond vocalizing the desire for such a thing to exist.
Cut to my birthday--at a friend's house, the picky-eater hands me a package that came in the mail. It feels like a friggin' brick. I open it, and it's a 5-pound sour-apple gummy bear (that's right, singular). I have a look of confusion, excitment, and horror.
Size comparision: 15 lb dog and 5 lb gummy bear (He's not phased by the things I do anymore) |
Yeah, so that first bite was AWESOME!
...I'm not sure how long the bear will actually last.
Seriously, this would be an epic center-piece to a Willy-Wonka candy party (Don't lie...you'd go) |
...oh, and it's pretty tasty...
...yes, I ate straight off of this |
(Where does one find such awesome?) click here--> BEAR!!!
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